By Mark Remy
Runner’s World
Racing this weekend? Or maybe thinking about registering for an upcoming 5K or half-marathon? Entering a foot race is one of the most satisfying things a runner can do. The anticipation alone can be a real thrill. Without that carrot dangling in front of them, many runners find it difficult to get motivated to run day after day, week after week. Then, of course, there is the camaraderie of the race itself, the sense of accomplishment, and the resulting boost in self-confidence. To say nothing of the free T-shirt. That you must train is obvious. But there are also nonrunning bits of etiquette and expertise you need to know to make the most of your experience—without embarrassing yourself (or anyone else, for that matter). This excerpt from The Runner’s Field Manual provides a tactical (and practical) guide to your next big event.
PRERACE
How to Judge a Race by Its Name
An event with the word shuffle, trot, or romp in its name is very likely to be accommodating to newbies, costumed runners, and the occasional or not-so-serious runner. This is also true of races with seasonal words like turkey, Santa, or jingle bells. Conversely, a race with the words mountain, pain, hell, or widowmaker is likely to be hardcore. The words tot, kids, or pint-sized indicate a children’s race, and adults could probably kick some serious butt, but we don’t advise it. A race with the word Olympic in the title probably is out of your league, unless you are Ryan Hall.
Tag Your Shirt
A surefire way to garner personal attention is to display your name on your shirt. You can handwrite your name with a permanent marker, but keep in mind it is permanent. Bits of electrical tape work, too, although they may peel off midrace, resulting in gibberish or inadvertent profanity. Professional screen printing looks very professional but can be expensive.
Know Your Courses
Point to Point
The race starts at one place and finishes at another. The Boston and New York City Marathons are notable examples.
Out and Back
The race starts in one direction, then doubles back on itself to the finish.
Loop
The start and finish are in the same general place; the course forms a large loop.
Lollipop
The lollipop course starts and ends along the same stretch but includes a loop in the middle. Seen from above, the course somewhat resembles a lollipop, with start and finish at the bottom of the stick.
Wormhole
A rare form of racecourse that takes runners through space and time, at unexpected intervals, via topological portals.
Note: May interfere with chip timing.
Quick Tip: You may be tempted to put the name of your cause on your shirt, which is fine as long as you don’t mind hearing, “Go, Arthritis!”
Choose the Right Hotel
- You want a hotel as close to the start as reasonably possible, of course. If you’re unable to find one within walking distance, factor in the time, cost, and stress of making it from a given hotel to the start on race morning, versus the price, and choose the least-stressful option.
- Ask for a room not too close to the ice machine or elevators.
- Most rooms today are nonsmoking, but it never hurts to make sure.
- As soon as you get to your room, unpack all of your running gear. If you’ve forgotten something important, now’s the time to find out.
RACE DAY
Find the Damn Thing
Especially for smaller, local races, simply finding the starting area and the registration/ bib pickup area can be a challenge. This is becoming less of a problem with the widespread use of GPS navigation systems, but it’s vexing when it does happen. Print out a map and directions to the start the night before the race, even if you think you know where you’re going. If all else fails, keep your eyes peeled for other carloads of confused-looking runners, and follow them. At the very least, you can be lost together.
The Baggage Drop
Many races offer a baggage drop, a relatively secure spot where you can check a bag (either your own or a plastic race-supplied bag) while you’re racing. This is a valuable service, as it allows you to shed clothing before the start without tossing it away forever, and to stash a dry change of clothes and cab fare for after the race.
Two Common-Sense Tips:
- If losing something from your bag would make you utter one of George Carlin’s “seven forbidden words,” don’t leave it at the baggage drop.
- Mark your bag super clearly, so no one grabs yours by mistake. Just like at the airport, many bags look alike.
Survive the Start
Just about every race start consists of a tight pack of frantic, adrenaline-addled runners trying to get in front of one another. Even if you begin conservatively, patiently waiting for the crowd to thin, your safety is hardly ensured. If you’re trying to pass an MP3-using runner, and you suspect he can’t hear you, simply reach out and touch his arm or his elbow. This is the international gesture meant to convey “I am here, and an entanglement would end badly for both of us.” Running in a big, dense pack of runners is a lot like running in traffic. Keep your eyes and ears open, and anticipate trouble before it happens.
The Clothing Toss
It’s common in cooler weather to see runners peeling off clothing, then throwing it over everyone’s heads, just before or after the start. The idea is to wear something old or disposable to stay warm while waiting for the gun. And there’s no need to feel guilty; at most races, discarded clothing is collected and given to charity. Just try to watch where you’re tossing that jacket or T-shirt when you throw it aside. No one who gets up that early just to watch a marathon start deserves to be pegged in the face by an old, funky sweatshirt. A high, graceful arc is the way to go.
Run the Tangents
During a routine training run, you’re at one corner of an empty parking lot. You want to get to the opposite corner. Do you: (a) Walk along one side of the lot until you reach the near corner, make a 90-degree turn, then proceed to the next corner? or (b) Make a beeline for the opposite corner? The answer, of course, is b. Heading directly for the corner is the fastest, most efficient way to cover that ground. On racecourses this is called “running the tangents.” Over a long race like a marathon, the time savings can add up to several minutes.
Before You Fall Asleep
Pin your bib number to the shirt or singlet you plan to wear on race day.
Attach the timing chip to your shoe.
Lay out all the clothing and gear that you plan to put on the next morning, head to toe, including watch or GPS.
If you’ve brought a special food or drink for breakfast, make sure it’s ready to go.
Set out anything else you’ll need in the morning, such as petroleum jelly or body lube, sunscreen, Band-Aids or nipple shields, contact-lens solution, sunglasses, and energy gels.
If you’ll be carrying a gear-check bag to the start, prepack as much as you can. Include extra gloves, hat, and so on if there’s even a tiny chance you might need them. Hang your bag from the doorknob so it will be impossible to miss on your way out.
Review your map or directions to the start, to be sure you know where you’ll be going—and about how long it will take you to get there.
Arrange for two methods of waking up: The alarm on your running watch and/ or cell phone, and a wake-up call from the front desk or from a friend.
Excerpted from The Runner’s Field Manual, by Mark Remy (Rodale, November 2010). To purchase a copy, go to rodalestore.com.
THE SPECTATOR’S GUIDE
So, You’re Here Because You Like to Watch?
The best way to get motivated to sign up for a race is to cheer on other runners.
DO Applaud vigorously.
DON’T Applaud in that weak, single clap… pause… single clap… pause… way. It sounds sarcastic!
DO Hold up signs written in BIG, bold, clear letters.
DON’T Hold up signs written on white poster board with blue ballpoint pen. In elegant cursive.
DO Use short, funny slogans on your sign, such as “Run Like Snot!”
DON’T Use slogans that are so long no runner could possibly read them as they pass, such as “Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
DO Tell runners that they’re looking great.
DON’T Tell runners that the winner finished an hour ago.
Spectate Like a Pro
1. Using only poster board, permanent marker, glue, and glitter, design a sign that can be read easily from a distance of at least 30 feet.
2. Create your own cheer, using the name of a close friend, loved one, or charitable cause.
3. Find a marathon that follows an outand-back or loop course, then plot at least four points on the course map where you could reasonably expect to spot the same runner during the race.
4. List at least five motivational phrases that you can shout to the fast and notso that do not include the words good, great, or strong.
5. Demonstrate an ability to snap a clear photo of a runner moving at sevenminute-per-mile pace or faster (or slower, if necessary).
6. Be able to stand in the same spot for up to two hours at a time.
Read Body Language at the Finish Line
The Raised Fist
A single raised fist signifies triumph.
The Upraised-Holding-Hands with Running Partner
They did it! Together! Nothing can stop them! They just might continue holding hands back to their hotel! Yay!
The Low-Key High Five with Race Official
A classy, understated acknowledgment of the organizers. Nice touch.
The Look of Utter Shock
The expression on her face? “HOLY &$%#! I AM FINISHING A RACE!”
The Look of Utter Exhaustion
His body language says, “I am about to collapse like a stringless marionette.” His face says exactly the same thing.
The Kneeling Ground-Kiss
This one is usually reserved for the winner—or anyone who enjoys asphalt.
The Multiple Backflip
This person conserved a little too much energy during the race.
Quick Tip
If a spectator or volunteer is offering it via tub or tongue depressor, it isn’t energy gel—it’s petroleum jelly. Do not ingest.
Navigate The Aid Station
The aid station, especially at larger races, is a living, breathing experiment in crowd dynamics, traffic control, sociology, mob mentality, Darwinism, and interpersonal communication. It can also be nerve-racking.
As you approach the aid station, decide where, roughly, you’ll grab your cup. If there are tables on both sides of the road, commit to one side early and focus on that one.
Pass up the first few volunteers; other runners will be swamping them, leaving the volunteers farther down the road relatively free.
Pick a volunteer from several yards away and focus on him; make eye contact, and point at his cup.
At this point, the volunteer should be extending his cup to you. As you near it, reach out with your index finger crooked.
As you grab the cup, hook your finger into it and pinch the sides. This will form a sort of spout, making it easier for you to drink.
A short “thanks” to the volunteer isn’t required, but it’s a nice touch.
Note 1: Most aid stations offer cups of water and cups of sports drink. Pay attention so you know who’s offering what, and grab accordingly.
Note 2: If you’re going to stop or slow to a walk in order to get those fluids down, look around before you stop or slow, and move to one side of the road.
POST-RACE
Use Your Space Blanket
Volunteers at most large races offer finishers a Mylar “space blanket” after they finish. These blankets don’t look like they offer much warmth. And they don’t! Still, they’re better than nothing. Here’s how to wear them:
Run a Classy Cooldown
Some people think it’s rude to finish a race, collect your medal, and then jog back along the course as other runners continue to stream in. But it all depends on how you do it. If you double back in a cocky way, barely acknowledging the runners still out there… yeah, that’s a little rude. On the other hand, if you jog back, hooting and hollering for those still on the course, encouraging them to keep it up, well, that puts the “cool” in cooldown.
Give an Appropriate Postrace Hug
For how long may you embrace someone after you’ve finished a race, without things getting weird?
Sundress Style
A variation on the skirt style. You simply wrap the blanket around your body, under your arms. Useful for changing your shorts. Skirt style Less common, but more stylish. A good option if your torso is relatively warm but your legs are freezing. Or if you’ve had an, um, accident. (It happens.)
Cap e Style
By far the most popular method, you simply drape it over your shoulders, then pull it together in the front with one or both hands.
Turban Style
We’ve never actually seen this in real life. But it sounds interesting, doesn’t it?
Baseline Duration 3 seconds
If the hugger personally knows the huggee: + 2 seconds
If the hugger and the huggee are strangers: – 1 second
If both parties are sweaty: + 1 second
If the hugger is male and the huggee is female: – 1 second
If the hugger is female and the huggee is male: + 1 second
If the hugger and the huggee are a couple: + 3 to 5 seconds
If the hugger and the huggee are a couple, but their spouses are nearby: – 2.5 seconds
Clean Up (A Bit)
It’s possible to wash up fairly well after a race, even if no showers or sinks are available. You may not achieve Brunch at the Ritz cleanliness, but you’ll at least reach Coffee and Grand Slam at Denny’s standards. Here’s how: Standing behind an open car door for privacy, wrap your space blanket around your waist. Remove shoes, socks, shorts, or pants. Wipe away sweat and salt with a wash cloth or baby wipe, and dry yourself with another cloth. Put on dry clothes, stuffing your wet race gear in a plastic back. Pile into the car and head out for well-earned pancakes and eggs.